Not Losing Your Virginity
Think back, way back, to when you were a spotty virgin.* It was all a bit overwhelming, wasn't it? I remember going to see a band as a teenager and standing behind a girl who I kinda liked, but who had been showing a lot of interest in a friend for the past week. She reached back and squeezed my leg.
I panicked. Brain decided that she'd clearly made a mistake and thought I was my friend: "Er, you've got the wrong bloke"
It was hours before I worked out what was going on.
So, tell us the stories of when you failed to lose your virginity - whether through your own ineptitude or simply because they scared the bejesus out of you.
* Apologies to spotty virgins out there. Wash.
( , Fri 27 Oct 2006, 12:13)
Think back, way back, to when you were a spotty virgin.* It was all a bit overwhelming, wasn't it? I remember going to see a band as a teenager and standing behind a girl who I kinda liked, but who had been showing a lot of interest in a friend for the past week. She reached back and squeezed my leg.
I panicked. Brain decided that she'd clearly made a mistake and thought I was my friend: "Er, you've got the wrong bloke"
It was hours before I worked out what was going on.
So, tell us the stories of when you failed to lose your virginity - whether through your own ineptitude or simply because they scared the bejesus out of you.
* Apologies to spotty virgins out there. Wash.
( , Fri 27 Oct 2006, 12:13)
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On saturday gon as i'm tempe]oraly stayin in glasgow i decided to enjoy a night of clubbin after many bottles of gaymers and chattin with my cousins a young lady approached me on the dance floor, just the my cousin came sweepin in and reminded me that i was on the dance floor on the way to the toilet when i returned from said toilet the girl was gone, my cousin informed me she went home coz she woz drunk but while waitin outside i saw her agin turned out my cousin lied t stop me gettin any action although i cant remeber what she looked like i'm sure she was ok'ish but my cousin ashures me she was a bint. oh and for people commenting about my Eastenders Post i wasnt tryin to boast mearly write down what happened on my first time. turns out i'm actully average but i had just grown up quicker than most other boys my age
( , Wed 1 Nov 2006, 17:35, Reply)
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