Not Losing Your Virginity
Think back, way back, to when you were a spotty virgin.* It was all a bit overwhelming, wasn't it? I remember going to see a band as a teenager and standing behind a girl who I kinda liked, but who had been showing a lot of interest in a friend for the past week. She reached back and squeezed my leg.
I panicked. Brain decided that she'd clearly made a mistake and thought I was my friend: "Er, you've got the wrong bloke"
It was hours before I worked out what was going on.
So, tell us the stories of when you failed to lose your virginity - whether through your own ineptitude or simply because they scared the bejesus out of you.
* Apologies to spotty virgins out there. Wash.
( , Fri 27 Oct 2006, 12:13)
Think back, way back, to when you were a spotty virgin.* It was all a bit overwhelming, wasn't it? I remember going to see a band as a teenager and standing behind a girl who I kinda liked, but who had been showing a lot of interest in a friend for the past week. She reached back and squeezed my leg.
I panicked. Brain decided that she'd clearly made a mistake and thought I was my friend: "Er, you've got the wrong bloke"
It was hours before I worked out what was going on.
So, tell us the stories of when you failed to lose your virginity - whether through your own ineptitude or simply because they scared the bejesus out of you.
* Apologies to spotty virgins out there. Wash.
( , Fri 27 Oct 2006, 12:13)
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StumpsForArms&NoEyebrows
Another stupid reason for losing it with some random bloke rather than lovely boyfriend is that if it all goes horribly wrong at least you never have to see/speak to said bloke ever again. Of course Sod's Law then it goes right and you find yourself with a real fking problem.
Mind you, what do I know? I managed to lose mine to a tampon long before I felt like letting any blokes play around down there....
( , Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:03, Reply)
Another stupid reason for losing it with some random bloke rather than lovely boyfriend is that if it all goes horribly wrong at least you never have to see/speak to said bloke ever again. Of course Sod's Law then it goes right and you find yourself with a real fking problem.
Mind you, what do I know? I managed to lose mine to a tampon long before I felt like letting any blokes play around down there....
( , Wed 1 Nov 2006, 21:03, Reply)
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