Mum? Dad? Remember that odd, gooey mess
on the partition window? The one that I said was probably from where I sneezed?

You know it wasn't. I know it wasn't. Let us never speak of it, again.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:26, 3 replies)

Written in the stars
I used to work at a tabloid newspaper in Lunnon. It featured a "Your Stars" column. Being very, very far down the food chain, one of my jobs was to sub it and put it on the page. The astrologer was advanced in years and, perhaps due to unforeseen circumstances, would often forget to file their copy or file the previous day's "predictions". In these circumstances I would use older columns but mix around the different signs' "predictions" so Ares, Pisces, Yog Sothoth and the rest wouldn't have a repeat reading.

My second job of the day was to sub the letters, most of which went on about how spookily accurate the horoscope was...
( calgacus Non sum qualis eram bonae sub regno Cynarae, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:39, closed)

You wanked on a window,
and the sun hatched it out.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:08, closed)

That's how faries are made.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 14:53, closed)