I knew I'd have to admit this aventually,
... she caught me on the counter
Saw me bangin' on the sofa
I even had her in the shower
She even caught me on camera

She saw the marks on my shoulder
Heard the words that I told her
Heard the scream geting louder
She stayed until it was over

Darling, I'm afraid it was me.

Our whole courtship and subsequent marriage was all based on lies.
Although it has to be said, when I review the evidence, you were pretty gullible.
( Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:56, 1 reply)

Saved from scorn at the obviousness of it
by a killer last line.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:57, closed)