I'm useless at lying to my Ma.
When having found all the stringy bits snipped off the ends of a nice expensive rug my Mum had bought this conversation happened;

Ma; "Did you cut the ends off the rug?"
Sauronwibble; "NoooOOoooo, I didn't do it"
Ma; "Whose scissors did you use?"
Sauronwibble; "My sisters"

I was very little but seriously, I didn't see that one coming! Idiot.
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