Ummm....
....dear Wife. That smashed photo frame in our living room from a year ago, which somehow occurred when you were out on the raz with a few mates and I was stuck in the house wasn't the result of the cat chasing a fly, like I said it was.

It was the result of me getting drunk and watching Star Wars A New Hope on dvd while swinging the kitchen broom around my head, pretending to deflect laser fire from a training drone.

Ahem.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 15:54, 5 replies)

Hero
*click*
( calgacus Non sum qualis eram bonae sub regno Cynarae, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:03, closed)

Stylish
I just hope no punishment was meted out on the cat.
( .Yeti., Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:09, closed)

No thankfully
he was only a few months old at the time and the missus worshipped the arse he so effortlessly licks. That's partly why I blamed the little furry twat lol
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:13, closed)

i blame you for being jelouse of the cats anal licking prowes and in a fit of rage and impotent ineptidue
broke the frame to blame the moggy
but have a click for owning up to feline anal envey
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:12, closed)

Click
Winner.
(kickstandrich last had sex with your mum/sister/wife/daughter on, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 19:17, closed)