to my colleague L...
Remember when everyone was taking the piss out of you because most of the men at work have fucked your niece (who, due to nepotism in the media being what it is, also worked with us) and I tried to back you up by saying 'I havent fucked her L'?
Im sorry, but I HAVE fucked your niece...several times.... including bum...

sorry mate
( bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 16:27, 5 replies)

This being the internet,
I'll have to interpret this as an admission of never having even touched a member of the fairer sex.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 19:22, closed)

the fairer any

TURBOVIRGIN.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:24, closed)

He's probably been touching a member,
though.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 20:52, closed)

TURBOVIRGIN

HAH!
( bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 9:43, closed)

Needless to say, you had the last laugh here.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 15:27, closed)