Yup
I never actually banged this very hot girl people think i am, i am just incredible at twisting the way things look to make it appear that we are.
She stayed over once when she was drunk and just wanted to be spooned all night, ever since then i have been friend-zoned, i just lie saying we shag when she comes over, all that actually happens is i just pretend to listen to her whinging about how fat and ugly she thinks she is and how she can never meet a "nice guy" to be her bf.

In fact the only reason i even keep in touch with her is because she gets me free weed.
(elrojas69, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 0:23, 5 replies)

People think you are a very hot girl?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 8:46, closed)

they think you are a very hot girl?
ahhhhh used quick reply so didn't see the above.
( sleepybinky, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 9:28, closed)

She didn't
want to be spooned all night, you utter mug.
(username failed moderation, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 10:06, closed)

^^ Wake up....
Smell coffee....
( repooc, Fri 16 Sep 2011, 11:25, closed)

Ahhhhh, how cute.
And how are you enjoying your new school year?
( user_names_suck, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 23:27, closed)