I didn't do it
Chthonic wants to know about awful, terrible things you have definitely never done. But secretly have. Confess!
(
Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Sep 2011, 13:16)
i never got stuck up a tree when i was pissed
i certainly didn't fall out of the tree, snagging my knickers on a branch on the way down.
i didn't get a painful, though very brief, wedgie before said knickers ripped, plummeting me to the ground bare-arsed and winded.
i didn't even go back the next day, to find my tattered snacks still clinging to the offending limb.
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 21:49,
6 replies)
Heh!! *click*
(
Vambo, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:06,
closed)
And
you definitely didn't do this last Wednesday.
(
speedevil, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:26,
closed)
certainly not!
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Sep 2011, 22:31,
closed)
You & your bloody tree climbing Smash!
Gravity's a mutherfockr right? ;-P
(
Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 18 Sep 2011, 0:15,
closed)
my norks will attest to this :(
(
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 18 Sep 2011, 17:13,
closed)
*clickeh*
for "tattered snacks" made me snortle
(
Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 19 Sep 2011, 18:04,
closed)