So let me get this straight
You did this for a maths test, where every question has a quantifiable correct answer and theres no subjective element to how the test was marked?

Did you have a calculator hidden in your cleavage? A chinese child with limited social skills secreted under the left knocker?

What actually happened is you gave a fat sweaty man who probably still failed you something for the wank bank... Though you have reminded me to make sure the next time im being interviewed by a gay or a woman that my cocknballs are resting on the desk throughout. That'll work...
(rampants, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 9:43, 3 replies)

Ha.
I can't believe it took this many replies before someone spotted that.

(Not claiming that it had occured to me until this point, mind)
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 9:46, closed)

cocknballs you say?
Would you like to come for an interview? Just ring the buzzer. Second floor, first flat on the right.
( AWPS, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 16:27, closed)

Gosh it's not difficult chaps
"hello mrs mesi, nice to meet you, what is 2 add 2?"

Mesi: "erm, is it infinity? *giggle* I don't know I am a girl after all"

"I'm afraid that's wron....oh dear, your nork appears to have popped out, here let me help you with that...and don't worry about that silly maths question...it's nipple..I mean...it's nothing! *glasses steam up*"
(Kazza , loathing myself so you don't have to, Tue 20 Sep 2011, 21:17, closed)