Never, ever
crop-dusted crappy tippers when I was a waitress.
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:43, 8 replies)

Why would you spray fertiliser around in a restaurant?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:47, closed)

Surely not
more public masturbation?
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 21:57, closed)

Naaaah their would have some homoerotic 'I'm not gay but I'm going t give a lengthy description of what me spunking looks like' type stuff there.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 22:14, closed)

thank god
No more cthulhu porn
(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 23:25, closed)

Tdub!
You're stll here
(Kazza , loathing myself so you don't have to, Wed 21 Sep 2011, 22:17, closed)

Silent, cheap and effective - crop dusting is the invisible fuck you.

(boozehound is drinking your bar dry, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 5:43, closed)

And actually very hard to perfect. Too soon and you get the wrong person, too late and you drag said guff into your destination. Best just to leave a chewy one by the table of arseholes while they are eating something delicate.
(Blunt Logic, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 8:34, closed)

Are they supposed to tip in advance of receiving their food, then?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:10, closed)