I was not responsible for my classmates broken ankle.
I did not find a spoon in a tree whilst at primary school, then use said spoon to dig a mini, foot sized pit, cover it with twigs, leaves, and grass then wait for an unsuspecting victim to fall into my cunningly laid trap. The person that eventually fell into my punji spiked pit did not fall awkwardly, twist with his foot wedged firmly in the hole, and break his ankle. I also most assuredly did not own up to digging said pit.
( BeefJerky Hands off my jerky.., Thu 22 Sep 2011, 8:34, 2 replies)

Absolute bollocks.

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 10:16, closed)

Wha?
You found a spoon in a tree?!

Do surreal things like this happen to you very often?
(flimflam_machine, Thu 22 Sep 2011, 11:59, closed)