It's Not What It Looks Like!Cawl wrote two years ago, "People seem to have a knack for walking in at just the wrong time:
"Well, my clothes got wet, so did his... Yes, officer, huddling together to conserve body heat... Yes officer, he's five... No Officer... I'm not his Dad."
What have you done that, in retrospect, you'd really rather nobody had seen, mostly as things just get worse the more you try to explain it?
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chthonic, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 21:56)
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Not seen, but heardIn my house in my second year at uni I had the noisiest bed known to humankind. It was directly above the lounge. One night I'd been fucking my GF at the time and we popped downstairs to get some drink and I popped my head around the lounge door. The lounge was full of gobsmacked faces- apparently going at it for half an hour was impressive.
Amateurs.
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Did you get a round of applause?(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 22:17,
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No.Just gobsmacked faces for the rest of the night and halting respect from the blokes in there.
Women couldn't look me in the eye afterwards.
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It amazes methat anyone still thinks they can anonymously boast about their sexual prowess here without someone coming and giving them abuse for it.
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It's not boasting.I fucking hate the bullshit crew on here at the best of times- when SpankyHanky was spamming QOTW with shittacular, poorly written, painfully obviously lies I was seriously considering leaving this place, as I couldn't stomach being a part of a community that would encourage such a bellend to continue their asinine ways.
I vowed to either tell the truth or write clearly fictitious fanfics from then on in.
Alright?
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Boasting =/= lying(, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 23:07, closed)
Only half an hour?Scoff! Scoff I say!!
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So how is this'not what it looks like' then?
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gingerfreak Why? Why not., Thu 9 Dec 2010, 23:18,
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they weren't fuckingthey were jumping on the bed
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 8:56,
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It looks like an answer to the QOTWbut it doesn't answer the question. It's just 'I had sex'.
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It was great when he and P*ofl*ke used to flood the board and make every other post a clumsy swaggering tale the length of "War and Peace" or a Sun editorial.Mere mortals couldn't get a word in edgeways!
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 23:34,
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