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This is a question It's Not What It Looks Like!

Cawl wrote two years ago, "People seem to have a knack for walking in at just the wrong time:
"Well, my clothes got wet, so did his... Yes, officer, huddling together to conserve body heat... Yes officer, he's five... No Officer... I'm not his Dad."

What have you done that, in retrospect, you'd really rather nobody had seen, mostly as things just get worse the more you try to explain it?

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 21:56)
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Did once get caught...
...by my then girlfriend's mum with my tongue sticking out of my mouth.

Admittedly it was deep inside her daughter's nether regions at the time. She exited swiftly (the mother that is) and it was never spoken of again.
(I helped save b3ta! number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 9 Dec 2010, 22:23, 9 replies)
PICTURES
OR, BY GOD, IT NEVER HAPPENED.
(Chickenwire social lubricator extraordinaire, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 22:27, closed)
If pictures had been involved I
Imagine her mum might have been more concerned.
(I helped save b3ta! number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 9 Dec 2010, 22:35, closed)
"deep"?
And, err, how long is your tongue, exactly..?
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 22:27, closed)
It is a relative term.
Much to her chagrin I am not blessed with the mouth organ of an anteater...although it is quite dextrous.
(I helped save b3ta! number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 9 Dec 2010, 22:38, closed)
I think the technical term is
"Harmonica"
(Paolo Nutini's Bikini Better than Frederick Fleet's optometrist, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 11:29, closed)
So it was what it looked like?
Have you read the question?
(I helped save b3ta! gingerfreak Why? Why not., Thu 9 Dec 2010, 23:07, closed)
I was answering the further details...
"What have you done that, in retrospect, you'd really rather nobody had seen, mostly as things just get worse the more you try to explain it?"

I feel it fits in with this bit, n'est ce pas?
(I helped save b3ta! number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:06, closed)
*Not* what it looks like. Not 'precisely what it looks like, lol I had sex'.

(I helped save b3ta! Bats, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 8:48, closed)
I take it you'll be posting this same response to the vast majority of the answers?
But yes I did have sex, once, a very long time ago and I want the world to know!
(I helped save b3ta! number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 14:06, closed)

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