It's Not What It Looks Like!
Cawl wrote two years ago, "People seem to have a knack for walking in at just the wrong time:
"Well, my clothes got wet, so did his... Yes, officer, huddling together to conserve body heat... Yes officer, he's five... No Officer... I'm not his Dad."
What have you done that, in retrospect, you'd really rather nobody had seen, mostly as things just get worse the more you try to explain it?
( , Thu 9 Dec 2010, 21:56)
Cawl wrote two years ago, "People seem to have a knack for walking in at just the wrong time:
"Well, my clothes got wet, so did his... Yes, officer, huddling together to conserve body heat... Yes officer, he's five... No Officer... I'm not his Dad."
What have you done that, in retrospect, you'd really rather nobody had seen, mostly as things just get worse the more you try to explain it?
( , Thu 9 Dec 2010, 21:56)
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Slight pearoast
I was but a young copyboy, the editor's PA was a glamazon body builder type, quite hot in that "capable of fucking you to death, probably literally" superwoman way.
She'd been at the gym (as usual) and had strained a muscle and asked for me to help stretch it.
Who was I to say no?
So we're in his office (he was out, supposedly for hours), she was up against the wall, I was facing her with her leg in my hands, her skirt was hitched up and I was pushing her foot up over her head to stretch the muscle.
And in he walked.
He took one look, said nothing, walked out again.
( , Fri 10 Dec 2010, 4:59, 2 replies)
I was but a young copyboy, the editor's PA was a glamazon body builder type, quite hot in that "capable of fucking you to death, probably literally" superwoman way.
She'd been at the gym (as usual) and had strained a muscle and asked for me to help stretch it.
Who was I to say no?
So we're in his office (he was out, supposedly for hours), she was up against the wall, I was facing her with her leg in my hands, her skirt was hitched up and I was pushing her foot up over her head to stretch the muscle.
And in he walked.
He took one look, said nothing, walked out again.
( , Fri 10 Dec 2010, 4:59, 2 replies)
He had most likely...
... been doing the same daily anyway!
*click*
( , Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:03, closed)
... been doing the same daily anyway!
*click*
( , Fri 10 Dec 2010, 15:03, closed)
... and?
As it is he saw you giving a massage and went for a coffee.
( , Wed 15 Dec 2010, 18:37, closed)
As it is he saw you giving a massage and went for a coffee.
( , Wed 15 Dec 2010, 18:37, closed)
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