It's Not What It Looks Like!Cawl wrote two years ago, "People seem to have a knack for walking in at just the wrong time:
"Well, my clothes got wet, so did his... Yes, officer, huddling together to conserve body heat... Yes officer, he's five... No Officer... I'm not his Dad."
What have you done that, in retrospect, you'd really rather nobody had seen, mostly as things just get worse the more you try to explain it?
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chthonic, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 21:56)
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My commute to work used to take me down some narrow country lanesone morning I spotted a cat lying at the side of the road, being fond of cats I pulled over and ran to the poor kitty who unfortunately turned out to be very stiff and very dead. I determined this with a light prod from the toe of my shoe, at which point an attractive young lady drove by, did a double-take and shouted "YOU BASTARD!"
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 10:10,
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Heh!You Bastard!
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Haaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha!This is the first entry I've read and it should win! Marvellous!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 10 Dec 2010, 10:24,
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Oh my God, you killed a kitty!You bastard!
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idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Fri 10 Dec 2010, 22:51,
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Double click from me.(, Sat 11 Dec 2010, 4:09, closed)
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