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Cawl wrote two years ago, "People seem to have a knack for walking in at just the wrong time:
"Well, my clothes got wet, so did his... Yes, officer, huddling together to conserve body heat... Yes officer, he's five... No Officer... I'm not his Dad."

What have you done that, in retrospect, you'd really rather nobody had seen, mostly as things just get worse the more you try to explain it?

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 21:56)
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I have been in a similar position before, it's irritating to always have people gosiping and asking about if your a couple.

Of course I was smitten by the girl but that's anouther story.
(Mong goose, Sat 11 Dec 2010, 20:02, 2 replies)
i'm pretty sure he finds me disgusting
i've always been blokish
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Dec 2010, 20:05, closed)

This girl was no stunner, but her personality won me over. Untill she turned mega bitch.
(Mong goose, Sat 11 Dec 2010, 20:10, closed)
he's still annoyed with me
because i accidentally hit him in the nuts with a knitting needle
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Dec 2010, 20:20, closed)
Accidentally, eh?
How does one, ahem, "accidentally" smack someone in the pods with a knitting needle?
(I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 0:26, closed)
i was hitting his knees with it to annoy him
and he stretched the material of his pants. i hit him a few times, but the needle just bounced off the material. suddenly, he let his pants go slack and got a knitting needle in the spuds
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 0:36, closed)
Superb.
I shall invest in a brace of knitting needles post-haste.
(I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 0:46, closed)
and...
... a kevlar box.

Oh, and a box of tissues to wipe your eyes if it doesn't work might not be a bad idea.
(Large Hardon Collider Bah Bloody Humbug, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 1:12, closed)
yep
i hear you. i'm absolutely in love with my best friend but constantly having to convince everyone that we are not a couple. hurts like a mofo.
(it's not hash mixed drops, Sun 12 Dec 2010, 10:44, closed)

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