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This is a question It's Not What It Looks Like!

Cawl wrote two years ago, "People seem to have a knack for walking in at just the wrong time:
"Well, my clothes got wet, so did his... Yes, officer, huddling together to conserve body heat... Yes officer, he's five... No Officer... I'm not his Dad."

What have you done that, in retrospect, you'd really rather nobody had seen, mostly as things just get worse the more you try to explain it?

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 21:56)
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Sexy checkout girl in our local supermarket
In order to impress her, I put a pack of extra-large condoms in my weekly shopping, so she thinks I have a huge cock. I don't.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 15:56, 6 replies)
It's OK.
She's got a fanny like a windsock anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 13 Dec 2010, 17:41, closed)
What?
Orange and with an opening at both ends?
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 1:12, closed)
oh fuck yeh

(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 10:35, closed)
No, but
it always points downwind
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 11:21, closed)
More like a used bin liner.

(I helped save b3ta! Wanderer, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:17, closed)
It's more likely
that she now thinks your boyfriend is hung like a baboon, and needs the johnnies to protect him from your ass AIDS.
(rampants, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 17:26, closed)

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