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Cawl wrote two years ago, "People seem to have a knack for walking in at just the wrong time:
"Well, my clothes got wet, so did his... Yes, officer, huddling together to conserve body heat... Yes officer, he's five... No Officer... I'm not his Dad."

What have you done that, in retrospect, you'd really rather nobody had seen, mostly as things just get worse the more you try to explain it?

(, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 21:56)
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Not sure what it looked like?
When I was a student, I lived with a rather interesting chap (who has the same name as me). One evening, I was heading out the door and waved to Rich and his lady friend (who were both in the living room on the sofa).

After 3 minutes of walking, I'd forgot my asthma inhaler. Being a pathetic asthmatic I started to walk back to the house and retrieve one from my room.

I walked in the house and run up to my room while shouting to Rich "I forgot my inhaler mate, see ya later guys). I came back down the stairs and was just about to open the front door when I just noticed, in the corner of my eye what they were doing. Rich was topless with his lady friend straddling him in the middle of the living room floor. They were also sitting on a large (one of those huge wall ones) map of the world!?

His exact words to me were "We're map reading".

Priceless! It wasn't the act I had caught that made it so funny but his reply. Who knows what kinky map related things they were up to! I never asked what they were doing (some things are best left alone).
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 11:39, 6 replies)
Could have been worse
They could have been on a globe!
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 12:38, closed)
Or on a solar map, looking for Uranus

(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 13:15, closed)
Was he inspecting closely
a map of Tasmania?
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 13:19, closed)
Ugandan
discussions?
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 14:21, closed)
"How are you feeling?"
"I'm fucking on top of the world mate"
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 13:26, closed)
splendid!
I was thinking it was Nude Geography Twister. Yours is better.
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:47, closed)

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