
Cawl wrote two years ago, "People seem to have a knack for walking in at just the wrong time:
"Well, my clothes got wet, so did his... Yes, officer, huddling together to conserve body heat... Yes officer, he's five... No Officer... I'm not his Dad."
What have you done that, in retrospect, you'd really rather nobody had seen, mostly as things just get worse the more you try to explain it?
( , Thu 9 Dec 2010, 21:56)
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A few months ago, waiting for a bus to work, I bumped into my younger cousin, who was getting a bus to school.
We chatted for a while auntil family event that weekend until my bus turned up. "I'd best get on then." I said, "See you on saterday" I said, giving her a quick kiss, as is the family custom. "Have a nice day at School!" I called as I joined the bus queue.
Looking around, I saw alot of people giving me dirty looks, which was confusing. Then it dawned on me that they had just seen a grown man kissing a young girl in school uniform openly in public.
The looks continued for the rest of the week.
( , Tue 14 Dec 2010, 14:35, 9 replies)

I make sure never to wear my school uniform.
( , Tue 14 Dec 2010, 16:08, closed)

Might explain the subsequent stares....
( , Tue 14 Dec 2010, 16:37, closed)

... "pedos" fuck kids, they don't kiss them affectionately and exchange smiles?
There really is something wrong with a society when they think that the signs of abuse are someone being afectionate and happy with a child in a public place. Perhaps they would have preferred you cosh her, drag her home and rape her? Fucking perverted scum!
(OK I may be over-reacting)
( , Tue 14 Dec 2010, 17:24, closed)

Are you on that pesky register yet?
( , Tue 14 Dec 2010, 19:01, closed)

I just befriend single mums who are smackheads or crackheads, or just plain bored. In my youth I'd fuck 14-year-olds "so they could have their own flat".
I love my daughter too but rather than kiss her in public I just fuck her in every orifice every night -- the neighbours are happy because she's never near me outside the house.
( , Tue 14 Dec 2010, 19:43, closed)

It's true, a feminist told me.
( , Tue 14 Dec 2010, 23:40, closed)

I like to counter with "And all women are potential bukkake whores".
If they argue, simply get a dictionary, open it at the page defining "potential". Then hit them with it.
( , Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:21, closed)
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