It's Not What It Looks Like!Cawl wrote two years ago, "People seem to have a knack for walking in at just the wrong time:
"Well, my clothes got wet, so did his... Yes, officer, huddling together to conserve body heat... Yes officer, he's five... No Officer... I'm not his Dad."
What have you done that, in retrospect, you'd really rather nobody had seen, mostly as things just get worse the more you try to explain it?
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chthonic, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 21:56)
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When I was 11Being in the country one could quite easily have a shit wherever one wanted. Within reason.
One afternoon whilst out and about, the turtle's head started touching cloth and so I proceeded to find a suitable place to shat. In an orchard, under a tree.
I says to my mate I says "Keep your eye out for anyone", "No problem" proffers he.
2 minutes later a farmer appears and sees me defecating under one of his trees. "What the fuck are you doing?" enquires the farmer.
To which my mate replies "We just thought this was a little field in which we could play."
I got a smack in the head and a walk home I'd sooner forget.
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 15:42, 6 replies)
So your story is 'I did something wrong and got into trouble for it'?(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 17:39,
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I just wonder what he and his mate were doing to make it look like taking a crap was something dirty(
BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 18:20,
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I don't understand why it was necessary to crap on someone else's land.Well, at least not under their tree.
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 19:48, closed)
Mmm, yup, like the corpses in Thrillerwhere they crouch over and lean their hands on their knees as they walk, pants obviously pooed?
(, Tue 14 Dec 2010, 17:40, closed)
What did you use......for toilet paper?
(, Thu 16 Dec 2010, 0:33, closed)
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