It's Not What It Looks Like!Cawl wrote two years ago, "People seem to have a knack for walking in at just the wrong time:
"Well, my clothes got wet, so did his... Yes, officer, huddling together to conserve body heat... Yes officer, he's five... No Officer... I'm not his Dad."
What have you done that, in retrospect, you'd really rather nobody had seen, mostly as things just get worse the more you try to explain it?
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chthonic, Thu 9 Dec 2010, 21:56)
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Me chalfonts were giving me gipPopped into the supermarket to get some soothing lotion for my piles. Also picked up something for lunch and some moisturiser for my missus.
When I got to the checkout I noticed I was getting seriously odd looks from the staff and other customers. Then I looked at what I'd put on the belt: A large stick of salami, vaseline and some Anusol.
Use a different supermarket now.
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calgacus Non sum qualis eram bonae sub regno Cynarae, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 13:35,
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BahSpent ages trying to work out what Chalfont St Peter could be rhyming slang for.
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On your way home, did you pop into a pub to see an Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk in?(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:29,
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I was at Sainsbury'sbuying two tubs of Haribo and a box of condoms.
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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 18:09,
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Now that''s a party!
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Don't chew them in the dark!Hard to tell the difference
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calgacus Non sum qualis eram bonae sub regno Cynarae, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:51,
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