Old stuff I still knowOur Ginger Fuhrer says that he could still code up a simple game idea in Amstrad Basic, while I'm your man if you ever need to rebuild the suspension on an Austin Allegro (1750 Equipe version). This stuff doesn't leave your mind - tell us about obsolete talents you still have.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 17:04)
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Not old stuff I know......more old stuff I’ve learnt from my father. Now, as a dad myself, I have reused these things, as I’m sure many of you also have:
- The ‘look I’ve stolen your nose with my finger and thumb’ trick. Always leads to tears in my child’s eyes before I quickly ‘screw it back in’.
- “oh look I’ve found a coin behind your ear, aren’t I brilliant?!” Confuses the child.
- Pull my finger. Effortless.
- At dinner time, the old, “look over there” trick, so I can pinch food from the plate of my daughter.
- The ‘I can pull my thumb off’ trick. Better than pulling your cock off.
I promised myself I would never allow myself to do these things, but I can’t help it. It’s so new to a child, I feel like Jesus. When she’s older, she’ll realise how shit I really am.
(, Thu 30 Jun 2011, 17:38, 1 reply)
It won't be when she's older,it will be the first time she goes to a mate's house and her dad does the same things. So speaks the voice of shit embarrassing dad.
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number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 30 Jun 2011, 18:10,
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