I'm going to miss the cricket now I'm away from my Sky Sports 1 subscription
:(

Oh berk, I heard you're so hot your name is 'berk *sigh*'
( djtrialprice, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 22:37, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Aha
A pune, or play on words.
(berk, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 22:42, Reply)

5 Sports Extra could be your friend
On't radio.

I think I've already shot my bolt. I'll manage a couple of hours then collapse.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 22:44, Reply)

It's not the same :'(
Although Aggers, Tuffers and Boycotts commentary is second to none.
( djtrialprice, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 22:50, Reply)

Boycott would, I'm afraid
Receive a wholehearted kick in the chods from me should I ever meet him.

His abysmal style of "stop and block" turned a whole generation off test cricket.

He talks utter shite and contradicts himself every few sentences.

He's a wife beater and a thoroughgoing cunt.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 23:05, Reply)

Because of the last point
I've always thought he was a cunt. But his commentary makes me belly laugh on the odd occasion.
( djtrialprice, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 23:09, Reply)

Sorry.
But he wants all cricket to be his 1980's "don't play any ball unless you can get a single off it" style.

I'm a lifer at Yorkshire (despite being from Lancashire and supporting them) and his presence on the board has dragged YCCC down to where they are.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 23:15, Reply)

Cricket is rubbish

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 22:53, Reply)

No more or less so than football

(berk, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 23:00, Reply)

True, it's just very long and not a lOt jappens

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 23:13, Reply)

Watch it.
Learn it. Understand it.

It can be confusing. It can appear to be dull.

But once you learn it it's the most rewarding spectactor sport ever.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 23:09, Reply)

I quite enjoyed watching it
It does seem to move either incredibly slowly or very very very quickly.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 23:10, Reply)

If there's not much moving.
They're generally sizing each other up, or playing the psychological game.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 23:19, Reply)

I'm shit at psychology and forward-planning
I play chess one move at a time and make little mystery of my motivations in mostly everything.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 23:24, Reply)

Really good cricket
Is like really good chess.

And I'm employed in planning again from Jan 4th. Despite a little crisis of confidence wobble I can't wait.

It's what I'm best at!
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 23:30, Reply)

Ah, congrats on the new job and best of luck!
I like to think I'm open and honest. Hence why I scoff at my father when he sggests I convert to law and become a barrister.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 23:34, Reply)

So why not?
Remember that about 60% of the Lower House come from a legal background, which is why legislation is always slanted towards the law.

If there ever was a job for life that'd be it.

I'd love you to reply with one word beginning with E.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 23:39, Reply)

Legislation means laws though.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 23:47, Reply)

Legislation means the laws that we have to be subservient to.
The laws made by those blindly elected to serve.

The e word I was after was Ethics.

I'm drunk - I'm an unreconstructed socialist. I'm going to fall over shortly watching cricket.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 23:59, Reply)

Being by nature a linguist I read the word "legislation" and see it's from "lex legis" and "ferro ferre tuli latus"
and think about what that means, rather than what "legislation" means.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 0:01, Reply)

Being by inclination a Marxist
I understand legislation as a means by which to subsume an otherwise emanciated people by a tool of subjugation authorised by a state with no valid authority.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 0:06, Reply)

I keep quiet about politics and things like that because I don't understand them.
My friend is a strong anarchist, and while I think it's a nice idea, I have very little faith in the human condition, and I doubt anyone could make it work.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 0:11, Reply)

Marxism accepts everything.
It was corrupted by latter day Engels, who brought about the communistic struggles which led to Bakunin's Third Internation etc..

Now Cricket. A game utterly devoid of Capitalistic inclination.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 27 Dec 2010, 0:20, Reply)

No way, football
The x games and mma
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 26 Dec 2010, 23:13, Reply)