You get Zooey Deschanel
I get fat thief
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 21:55, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

You do not look like a fat thief!

(berk, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 21:56, Reply)

I steal biscuits accidentally

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 21:57, Reply)

Biscuits are good.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 21:58, Reply)

That's not theft
that's initiative.
(berk, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 21:59, Reply)

It has contributed to the fat part
of fat thief. Crime is it's own punishment

* note I steal biscuits from family accidentally rather than shops
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 22:02, Reply)

NOT. FAT.

(berk, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 22:12, Reply)

I calculate that I must have eaten
about half a kilo of pate, four hundred roast potatos, and countless other fallen soldiers on the battlefield of the dinner table. Surprised I can mvoe
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 22:16, Reply)

I'm not sure why you keep going on about being fat all the time.
You're not.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 22:19, Reply)

thisthisthisthisthisthis
A little festively bloated perhaps, but really truly not fat!
(berk, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 22:20, Reply)

I'd love to believe you
but my doctor told me I was obese by his scales. So yeah I am a bit!
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 22:23, Reply)

Yes but how much of that is boob?!

(berk, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 22:33, Reply)

This is true :)
and thanks to Kitty well reinforced
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 28 Dec 2010, 22:45, Reply)