Uh uh uh uh
So ya, got the skis but have ya got the touch?
Now don't get me wrong you know I think it's all lies
But cock gazes don't keep me warm in the middle of the night.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 18:10, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Not even if you print them out and glue them to your duvet?

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 30 Dec 2010, 18:43, Reply)

*nods*
Works for me.

But then the cock is unfeasibly large.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 19:24, Reply)

full size picture of monty?

(sanguine badger spirits in the room tickle you like a sneaky prawn, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 23:51, Reply)

Nope
Where's Agnostic Antichrist when you want him?
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 1:24, Reply)

I shouldn't have laughed at this
because it meant that I knew the words.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 10:21, Reply)