They can't solve the crime until they find the pizza
It's very important that they find the pizza. Everything hangs on that pizza.

I mean...was it tasty? Did it need a bit more cheese grated on top? Were the cooking times accurate? Could it have been spiced up with tobasco sauce?

Important questions Jeff.
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:06, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

The local news keep going on about it, saying how important it is and how they need to find it.
I called Crimestoppers to say I'd seen loads of them in my local Tesco Express.

Will they give me the ten-grand reward? Will they fuck.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:16, Reply)

Hang on...do you live in the westcountry?

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:30, Reply)

Yarp!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:39, Reply)

We'll have to meet up for a pint and crunch carrots.
How do you fancy leaning on a gate and giving townies bad directions for a day or so :D
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:45, Reply)

Genuine bad-direction-laughter from me.
Bad directions are the future.

Do you mind if we stand outside Dixons and protest about those new fangled Microwave Ovens that cook things dead quickly? It must be witchcraft. WITCHCRAFT I TELLS YA.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:50, Reply)

I'm sharpening my pitch fork as we speak
someones in for a serious arse-forking!
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:53, Reply)

I'll fire up the tractor!
Are you one of the Somerset Freedom Fighters?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 4 Jan 2011, 17:57, Reply)