If you like the theatre and/or Shakespeare then Stratford's a lovely place to visit
Mind you, the main theatre doesn't reopen for a few months, so all that's on is Matilda.
I suppose I should ask what you're looking for in a weekend break? Sightseeing, relaxing or romantic places to get engaged?

Alt: James who? May, definitely not. Earl Jones... maybe.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:48, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

good alt answer there

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:49, Reply)

Why thank you

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:50, Reply)

I dislike the theatre intensely, sadly.
Chock full of fucking benders.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:56, Reply)

I don't like the theatre either
Too much pretension, not enough explosions.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 10:58, Reply)

Overblown ponces mincing about bellowing
and awful smug cunts in the audience making a real point of laughing at the "jokes".

'AHAHAHAHA, what a hilarious reference to the then-Earl of Gloucester's penchant for brightly-coloured stockings! HAHAHAHAHA!!!11!'

Fucking CUNTS.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:04, Reply)

I know
Still, better than football.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:10, Reply)

Rather like cancer in that regard.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:31, Reply)

I've seen explosions in the theatre
that weren't bad. The car chase I saw, though, was a total abortion.
( Kroney, Wed 5 Jan 2011, 11:08, Reply)