I refer the honourable gentleman to my earlier answer
about never missing an easy opening.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:18, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

And we all know how easy Darth's opening is now
The phrase 'chucking a hot dog down a corridor' springs to mind, for some reason.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:30, Reply)

Ouch.
Or not, actually, owing to regular use...
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:35, Reply)

I'd like to say I'd hope for better from you two
but it would be bollocks
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:36, Reply)

"You'd hope for better....bollocks"
Grauniad reporting at it's finest.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:39, Reply)

I'm sorry Darth
I'm trying to put off writing this article because I know it's going to make me tremendously angry, and I'm sort of in a good mood at the moment.

Please accept my most humble of apologies.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:40, Reply)

Hehe I don't really mind
All in good fun, innit. Am torn between wanting to maintain your good mood and being keen to read your next blog
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:49, Reply)

I'm going to start it now
Remember, Duck AND Cover.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:56, Reply)

Once again:
Badumm-tcchh!
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:37, Reply)

Eyethangyoo

( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Tue 11 Jan 2011, 11:39, Reply)