I was 16 at the time
And thus for several reasons not exactly as balanced as I am now. Given that the diary was full of rape fantasies featuring me, I think I was entitled to go just a tiny bit mad, don't you? Also this is the same cunt whom, whilst I was asleep on his sofa, started wanking over me. This plus some other dodgy behaviour led to the stealing of the diary. Can you really blame me? Also, what darth says :P
(berk, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 9:24, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Girls don't find that kind of thing endearing and romantic then?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 9:27, Reply)

No. is that where you've been going wrong all these years?

(berk, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 9:31, Reply)

I'm just glad you're a heavy sleeper

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 9:33, Reply)

So it's not my new moisturiser that I keep finding on my face when I wake up in the mornings?
I did wonder what it was..
(berk, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 9:35, Reply)

Your skin's looking excellent by the way

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 9:38, Reply)

Cheaper than oil of olay, too!

(berk, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 9:40, Reply)

Yikes, I was just being a bit cartoony.
Personally I'd have stabbed him in the face, so I think he got off lightly.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 9:28, Reply)

Hehe, I know you were only messing
I just thought I'd explain why I had a burning desire (fnar) to set fire to him and generally claw his eyes out.
(berk, Wed 12 Jan 2011, 9:33, Reply)