You're on the back-up list
My best friend and I decided when we were 19 to be each other's back-ups - we'd get married if neither of us was when we turned 30. When we got to 30 and were both still unmarried we moved it back to 40 on the grounds that her boyfriend and my girlfriend would likely get quite upset.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:27, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I had a backup while at uni
the stupid cowbag got knocked up while we were there and dropped out. Useless!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:30, Reply)

Daft bint
I hope she at least allowed you a sympathy grope
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 15:46, Reply)

I wish.
she had amazing norks.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 18 Jan 2011, 16:03, Reply)