Maybe the Avon lady will come a knocking and you'll be able to get something from her?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 19:22, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Nah, I'll go to Selfridges.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 19:25, Reply)

When you get to the make-up count I insist you say to the orange woman behind the counter
'Bing-bong! This is Lampy calling'

And then start browsing.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 19:27, Reply)

-whooshes over head-

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 19:28, Reply)

When I were a lad
Avon sold cosmetics door-to-door, their advertisments were mostly 'doorbell rings, and some bint saying 'Avon calling''
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 19:33, Reply)

you're not actually going to buy it from selfridges though
As it will be significantly cheaper in boots or superdrug..
(berk, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 19:37, Reply)

Or Online, where there are also savings to be made.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 19:41, Reply)

Oh no, but I need to see which Jo Malone one I want.

( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 19:42, Reply)

is that the one that you can buy sort of matching ones and layer them?

(berk, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 19:44, Reply)

Yeah, but I'm not sure I'm quite rich enough yet.
Unless I buy two 50ml that complement each other and wear them either together or apart, rather than one 100ml bottle. But that's provided I have £68 to just spend willynilly. Which I don't.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 19:48, Reply)

£68?!

(berk, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 20:04, Reply)

They should charge £69 for it.
It's a more amusing number.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 20:16, Reply)

You know, it's no wonder I think you're younger than you are
when you come out with puerile crap like that.
(berk, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 20:21, Reply)

I feel like a naughty child
Who has been told off.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 20:25, Reply)

I'm not angry Jeff
I'm just disappointed.
(berk, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 20:27, Reply)

That's even worse.
*Lip starts to tremble*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 20:28, Reply)

*there there*

(berk, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 20:30, Reply)

*Sobs a bit*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 20:31, Reply)

You've brought this on yourself, I'm afraid.

(berk, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 20:34, Reply)

*Runs off in tears*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 20:39, Reply)

Sorry Jeff
I'm a terrible bitch.*

*notes use of the word bitch will probably bring you running straight back again
(berk, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 20:42, Reply)

hahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 7 Feb 2011, 20:54, Reply)