That's some tour, young man.
No equivalent to Vietnam this year?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:27, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Well remembered, sir
Ms Foxtrot wants to go to Argentina, to learn to Tango in Buenos Aires. I would say this sounds a bit fanciful, but it's her 30th this year and she tends to manage whatever she sets her mind on.

But even if we go it won't be as good as Bradford and Blackpool, so it was hardly worth mentioning, really
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:31, Reply)

Too right.

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:36, Reply)

Morning darling

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:43, Reply)

Morning, how are you?

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:44, Reply)

On my third cup of coffee, so not too shabby at all
Lunch in ten minutes. Might go to the pub. How are you?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:49, Reply)

Usual really
Still skint, still writing, still damn angry at the world.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:54, Reply)

Am starting to think that trip to Bradford might be less fun than anticipated
If it's just going to be me buying you drinks whilst listening to you rant
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 11:55, Reply)

Damn, how did you find out my plans?
It's just after my birthday, I'll have some money.

No promises on the ranting though.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:01, Reply)

You know I said I'd bring you a birthday present?
What effect does that have on your rantiness?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:04, Reply)

Surprisingly less ranty

(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:06, Reply)

*calls Monty*
3 grams, please
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:08, Reply)

Yay
And what will we do on the second day?
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:11, Reply)

You'll be fed up of me within 2 hours of meeting me
I guarantee it.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:12, Reply)

Well then I'll hide from you.
By the way, I didn't pull the vicar on Sunday. I didn't pull *anyone* on Sunday, despite wearing the most inappropriate dress I could find. I was going to, but then I remembered that I was in Barnsley so it just was never going to be worth it.
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Tue 8 Feb 2011, 12:15, Reply)