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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I hope he didn't take any advice from 'The standard book of chat-up lines vol 1 - Scottish Edition'1. Did you fart? Cos ya just blew me away.
2. Are ya parents retarded? Cuz yous pure special.
3. Mah love for yee is like diarrhea. I canny hold it in.
4. Is there a mirror in your pants? 'Cos i can see me in 'em.
5. Your body reminds me of a spanner.... Everytime i think of it my nuts pure tighten up.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 9 Feb 2011, 22:18,
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