Oh Berk, you're so silly.
God, despite being the sole creator of the tops of people's heads, finds the sight of them insulting. Du-uh! Do you know nothing?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 16:46, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Apparently not
perhaps he should have made the tops of peoples heads pointy instead, then from above the view would be different. He's only got himself to blame.
(berk, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 16:50, Reply)

A good idea in principle
But it wouldn't do to look down upon the Great Earth that He had created and end up poking His eye out because a particularly tall person was standing on top of His tallest mountain.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 16:56, Reply)

Omniscient though
God, if he existed, would never poke his eye out on anything.
(berk, Fri 11 Feb 2011, 16:59, Reply)