I'm watching a documentary on the Falklands conflict at the moment.
Top Gear is bent. Beer is good.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 16:44, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Top Gear is great you grumpy old fart
how are you today, Jeff?
(berk, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 16:48, Reply)

Top Gear was entertaining a few years ago, but it's gone right off the boil over the last 3 or 4 years.
By 'off the boil' I mean 'become right shit'.

I'm okay though, I'm happy looking at pictures of dead Argies.

How is berk today?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 16:51, Reply)

Pretty good
I have achieved a bunch of stuff which needed doing, and generally had a good day chilling out and doing chores and things. I really do wish I hadn't dripped red-hot jam on myself though :(
(berk, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 16:56, Reply)

When it dripped did you say
'Tank fly boss walk jam nitty gritty. You're listening to the boy from the big bad city. This is hot jam'?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 16:59, Reply)

*sigh*
No, but 'friends tell me you are crazy', you massive mentalist.
(berk, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 17:02, Reply)

Don't be mean.
Just be good to me.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 17:03, Reply)

When have I ever been anything else, Jeff?

(berk, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 17:06, Reply)

This is true.
*Yay! For berk*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 17:09, Reply)

Are you coming to Oxford next weekend btw?

(berk, Sun 13 Feb 2011, 17:12, Reply)