imagine being Beyonce
I bet she feels like she's 50
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:06, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

As if she's the first person to shag her way to the top
I know she's not that bright but I can't believe that at no point during the making of Dreamgirls did she think "hang on..."
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:08, Reply)

okay, that really wasn't the point I was trying to make
I was just watching one of her videos and she was dancing in heels and she probably does that at every show so I imagine she feels a bit old
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:09, Reply)

Oh, I thought you were implying
that her fanny must be approaching its sell-by date
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:11, Reply)

No, I was just making a reference to your beloved hobby of dancing. Imagine how your girlfriend feels having to wear heels and dance.
Or beyonce, who's thick as molasses, they'll probably have problems early on.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:14, Reply)

As Ginger Rogers said,
"I do everything Fred does, only backwards and in high heels"

Not as well, mind you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:21, Reply)

who's that then

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:25, Reply)

Fred Astaire!
I was this close to not acknowledging this with a response at all. You're lucky I like you. Well, I say lucky...
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:32, Reply)

Who?
Who's Ginger Rogers?
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:37, Reply)

I actually find it very hard to believe that you haven't heard of Ginger Rogers

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:40, Reply)

I'm just winding you up.

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:40, Reply)

Good
I was composing a "Paris fucking Hilton" rant in my mind
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:42, Reply)

whaaaaaaat
I actually am not as big a fan of her as I used to be. I don't keep up with anything she does, just sometimes I'll get out her cd and sing my face off, it's a guilty pleasure.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:47, Reply)

And yet Girls Aloud are too cheesey for you

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:52, Reply)

YOU DON'T EVEN LISTEN TO PARIS DO YOU

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 15:56, Reply)

OF COURSE I BLOODY DON'T
She's no more a singer than she is an actress
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:04, Reply)

Then you cannot form an opinion on something you've NEVER FUCKING EXPERIENCED.
IT'S LIKE JESUS WHISPERING IN YOUR EAR.
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 17 Feb 2011, 16:05, Reply)