I'll get me clippers out for you if you want
but i refuse to allow you to ogle or violate me. unless you ask really nicely.
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:00, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I've got my own clippers cheers
and I would never give a B3tan the chance to utterly humiliate me. In person. Not even you.*

*possibly bollocks
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:06, Reply)

merely being in my company is humiliating

( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:10, Reply)

Nonsense
You can quite literally do no wrong in my eyes at this point in time
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:16, Reply)

*Crosses fingers*
should all be fine - my mate was Lee Camp's best man and grew up with Marcus Tudgay. Everything is sorted, so here's hoping nothing goes wrong...
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:26, Reply)

I told my best mate, who'll be joining us for drinks, hopefully with a forlorn "my team got fucking battered" look on his face
and his only reaction was "you fucking what?"

Have to admit I'll have to make sure I know what all the players look like, I sometimes struggle watching them on TV. Not Earnie, obviously. Or Wes.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 10:29, Reply)