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(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 12:36, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

If I don't get abducted in the first year will my premium go down next year?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 12:37, Reply)

I'm sure we can work something out.
Also if you are hugely over weight we reduce the premiums due to the likelihood of the tractor beams not being able to get you into the spaceship.
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 12:40, Reply)

I shall eat the rest of my ridiculous fatty pasta then

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 12:42, Reply)

Indeed.
And perhaps consider another for dessert....and it's 11 grams of fat per tablespoon? Are they legally allowed to call it food still?
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 12:45, Reply)

If only internetlawyerman were here

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 24 Mar 2011, 13:02, Reply)