Get him a basic cook book and tell him to stop being bent

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 13:22, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

while you're at it, tell him to stop being Welsh as well.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 30 Mar 2011, 13:27, Reply)

You can tell him that
He's lived in England most of his time now, and doesn't know a word in Welsh, but he'll be offended nevertheless.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 30 Mar 2011, 13:32, Reply)

His fiance
Is a really good coock, and, very patiently, during 4 years, is been trying to help him to learn how to eat. He now can have spinachs, sometimes, and cooked on a special way only.

He only drinks smirnof ice too :) It's very funny to go out with him, he orders one, I order a pint, and the drinks are always served wrong.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 30 Mar 2011, 13:27, Reply)