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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I once invaded the middle-east for oil but got away with it because I said I was searching for WMDs and spreading democracy"a rather knackered looking little pistol" - I doubt thats the first thought I'd have if someone pulled a pistol on me...
"they finished him off by cutting his head off and throwing body, head and sword down a nearby rubbish chute" - a "nearby rubbish chute" outside? Is this street like the Death Star, with convenient rubbish chutes all over
"The police told them they weren’t really looking for whoever did it." - The police are never interested in solving crimes that could be ninja-related, right?
Bellend.
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