3 points
for a bald tyre (many years ago), and 4 points for speeding (I went to court to argue the toss as I was taking someone to hospital at the time and as such didn't consider 48mph on a 40mph road on a clear, dry day excessive), so they gave me an extra point and an extra 90 quid fine for my trouble.
Other than that, just a caution for 'breach of the peace' when I was about 21 as one of my passengers held an imitation Bereta 45 to my head and said "Drive us to Dover" (which is, incidently, where I was already going).
This was spotted by an elderly lady on the roadside, who dutifully called the police, resulting in all of us in the car, a few miles on, being face down in the road with rifles aimed at our heads.
(dchurch bah, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:21, Reply)