I use a peacock feather quill, vellum instead of paper, and negro blood instead of ink. .
This is because I am a colossal wankstain.

I write letters occasionally but mainly just after Xmas to thank gift-givers. I do indeed use stationery as I have found merely writing one's message on the table does not have the desired effect.

If you knew how dodgy UK postmen were you'd not have bothered with the last Q.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:41, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Our local pub-quizmaster is a postie
and possess an almost encyclopaedic knowledge of shitey daytime TV.

I conclude that he does his "day's" work in about 15 minutes before returning to his midden and taking root in front of the box.

And if he spent a further 15 minutes a day on personal grooming I'd be fucking amazed.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:47, Reply)

postman is yet another of the temp jobs I applied for and didn't even hear back about
to add to the list of grave digger and porn photoshopper.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 20 Apr 2011, 13:48, Reply)