With the exception of eyes that work,
I've never wanted anything so much as I did to be good at football as a kid. Unfortunately I was stunningly inept
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 9:46, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I bet I'm worse

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 9:46, Reply)

So why then
have you said you wanted to do ballet? Sometimes I think you're looking for abuse.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 9:47, Reply)

He's like our very own pissboy

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 9:47, Reply)

Cos I gave up on football a long time ago
And it would have no useful purpose for me any more. As a kid I dreamt of being a professional footballer, but I think my moment to do so may have passed now. Whereas if I was good at Ballet it would be enormously useful for my Ballroom, in respect of balance, posture and flexibility.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 9:50, Reply)

You'd probably be gay too
and you'd bee to worried about your body to enjoy a burguer. No, I like you as you are.
(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 9:57, Reply)

And this is why I love you

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 27 Apr 2011, 10:00, Reply)

:-)

(Aberracion Life's getting very complicated, but a lot of fun., Wed 27 Apr 2011, 10:09, Reply)