Right so if Jude Law had a testicular cancer scare the biopsy results should be front page news?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:49, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Hands up who wants to see Jude Law's balls
*room full of pockets*
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:50, Reply)

Yes, and hopefully they'd have closeups of his crying face when they told him.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:55, Reply)

Extreme example there
the fact is I don't give a shit about celebrities and their lives. But for some unfathomable reason a lot of people do. And this is taken advantage of to sell a product- premiere photos, lifestyle editions, long, sordid interviews. They're already selling themselves in most ways that matter so publishing a kiss and tell is hardly the worst thing that can be done.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:56, Reply)

Andrew Marr's not really guilty of any of the things you've said though is he?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 9 May 2011, 10:58, Reply)

He's guilty of looking like Martin Clunes after 6 months at Auschwitz.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 May 2011, 11:05, Reply)

In my last job, I had to call Martin Clunes up and ask him to prove he was who he said he was
Part of our anti-fraud measures an' that. The man has a fairly distinctive voice. I felt very stupid asking him to send us a photocopy of his driving license so we could be sure he was really Martin Clunes.

Fair play though, he was very nice about it and did so. His first name isn't Martin, it's Alexander. So there.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 11:11, Reply)

That told me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 May 2011, 11:16, Reply)

Yes it did
Oh, I saw that osteopath, had acupuncture, got given exercises to do to sort out the curve in my spine. I told them you had a bad back too and have been authorised to stick needles in you til it's better.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 9 May 2011, 11:21, Reply)

Andrew Marr, right. Hardly a looker.
Married right? Wife is unlikely to be a Page Free Stunna either, right?

I dread to think what the woman looks like who's willing to sleep with an unattractive man married to an unattractive woman. She's hardly likely to be a prize, is she.
( Kroney, Mon 9 May 2011, 11:13, Reply)

No but his job
makes it a fantastic case of pot, kettle, black.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 9 May 2011, 11:24, Reply)