Send it to your local MP and get them to ask the question in the house
Or maybe submit a 'freedom of information act' request thingy to find out how much printing the custodians of the iPads were responsible for.

Does the nurse have big tits?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:11, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I got a letter back from my MP after I emailed him.
Daughter was quite impressed until I told her the first thing I thought was when I saw the little black portcullis on the yellow envelope was "What the fuck have I done now?!"
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:15, Reply)

I wrote to my MP a few years back and was impressed with the speed in which my suggestion was dismissed.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:20, Reply)

I was somewhat dismissed too, however I may hear back from Kenneth Clarke when he pulls his head out of his arse.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:24, Reply)

Ken Clarke is my sister's MP
for now
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:28, Reply)

My suggestion (about 5 or 6 years ago)
Was for people to be able to register with 2 different doctors, meaning you could have a surgery near both home and work. Seeing as most people have a trek from home to work and back again, if you could nip out during the working day to the doctors, rather than taking the morning/afternoon to go it would be better for the employer and the patient.

I also suggested the stopped giving out fully subsidised prescriptions before 10am and after 5pm, meaning those who pay towards the cost of their medication have a better chance of getting a convenient appointment. Nothing to stop the retired/kids from having appointments at the most convenient times, but they should be expected to pay towards prescription costs if they choose to go at a plum time*.

*Common sense exceptions would apply.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:30, Reply)

I read that a bit too quickly
And thought you were requesting a freedom of information request about the nurse's tits.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 14 Jun 2011, 16:27, Reply)