"As I post on these boards, I noticed that people had a habit of criticizing my overactive shift finger, and from this somehow managed to convince themselves that this meant my IQ was lower than algae"
Moving from present to past tense here, my boy.

It's not your over-active shift finger, it's your high-handedness. A high-handedness that has not been backed up by a single thing you've written. Arrogance is one thing, baseless arrogance is another.

Regardless of your English skills, you'd still receive a luke-warm welcome here due to being utterly insufferable from day 1.
( Kroney, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:03, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I like him.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:03, Reply)

He gives me a raging bone-on.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:05, Reply)

that was a narrow escape for the guy who sits opposite me
I was just about to drink when I read that and if I had he would have been totally soaked when I spat it all over him.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:06, Reply)

He makes my balls ache like that time on the seesaw when Crusty Perkins gave me a boco.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:07, Reply)

Did they ache because it was so beautiful?

( Kroney, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:08, Reply)

I kind of missed that but yes, they did.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:09, Reply)

I'll give him one thing
He's different. Difference is generally a good thing.
( Kroney, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:05, Reply)

Ninja'd!

(888777555, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:06, Reply)

Fair play.

( Kroney, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:07, Reply)

Overactive practising of Ninpô is somewhat frowned upon in these parts.
Just saying, like.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 17 Jun 2011, 10:12, Reply)