One of my favourite anecdotes
is someone who apparently overheard some lost elderly American tourists in Oxford saying, about a gang of 'hoody' types, 'I don't know, perhaps we should ask these athletes where it is'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:54, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

the Wu Tang Clan were pretty good on the coverage.
C.R.E.A.M. was a highlight.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:56, Reply)

I've heard tourists saying stupider things than that

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:56, Reply)

stupider things than
Thousand dollar bill y'all?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:57, Reply)

Constant requests for the Harry Potter college
and marvelling over how old the buildings are 'gee it must be over a hundred years old' aside?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:59, Reply)

Ol' Dirty Bastard trying to invite all the ladies of Ilford to his hotel
and then his trousers falling down was one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 0:01, Reply)

I have heard that he liked it raw.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 0:03, Reply)

Someone nicked Method Man's shoe
when they played at Equinox and wouldn't give it back. That was also hilarious.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 0:05, Reply)

that is wack nigga, wiggidy wiggidy wack.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 0:07, Reply)

Is it not 'dollar dollar bill' referencing this classic
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ObtEUFKiIzE&feature=related

?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:59, Reply)

I always heard it as thousand dollar bill.
But then again, my hearing ain't nuthin ta fuck with.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 0:02, Reply)

Listen again.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 0:07, Reply)

Maybe I will.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 0:09, Reply)

I liked when we were passing below Carlton Terrace during Trooping the Colour
and some toff people were partying in the gardens up there.
Some American tourist goes "So what's that up there, is it the Lord Mayorrr's Paaalace?" so I go "Yeah, BoJo lives right there. That's his Palace. That's where the Queen's off to now. For a barbecue."
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 25 Jun 2011, 23:59, Reply)