I'm thinking of having a glass of my dead grandad's port.
I have almost two bottles left now, and when they're gone, they're gone.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 0:15, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

You've got to let her go Roota.
Drinking the port is the first stage of recovery.

*nods like a wise person*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 0:16, Reply)

HER?
I said me grandad you mad cunt! I've got my dead nana's BHS mock-leather purse and her rosary beads.
I've got my grandad's port, a lighter, an Everton FC hip flask and a can-holder with the Australian flag on it. Fuck knows...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 0:18, Reply)

I genuinely believed 'any port in a storm'
related to drinking even shit port when it's raining for many years. This isn't a joke.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 0:19, Reply)

As a child.
I believed that hamsters came from Amsterdam.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 0:20, Reply)

Pair of cranks!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 0:23, Reply)

Wee Jimmy and Ian!
fan-dabby-dozey.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 0:24, Reply)

Hahaha

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 0:25, Reply)

Have a go on this!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hlws5TKOfkE
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 0:27, Reply)

I remember this song

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 0:29, Reply)

Do you remember this one as well?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWksoZx0324
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 0:30, Reply)

Of course!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 0:31, Reply)

Suggestions.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 0:33, Reply)

ELkie Brooks

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 0:38, Reply)

Pfft! No one should need to stand when they play the piano.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 0:40, Reply)

Pearl didn't necessarily want to either.
She was knocking out a living in that nightclub.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 0:41, Reply)

Sorry. I've sunk a few.
Was he a docker?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 0:19, Reply)

S'alright
He was in the Merchant Navy. He had some tales that he didn't tell the other pussy grandkids. He introduced me to port and roll-ups.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 0:24, Reply)

I remember you saying you read the eulogy.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 0:25, Reply)

Yeah. That's him.
My alive grandad is an old cunt. He's nicer to me and the baby than anyone else but he's still an auld cunt.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 0:26, Reply)

See. I do remember things.
Have a glass of port because I've remembered him as well.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 0:27, Reply)

Ah, I will then!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 0:32, Reply)

This should mean I've got another 10 minutes company.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 0:33, Reply)

I can't sleep.
Me nose is running
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 0:34, Reply)

err, same here

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 0:36, Reply)

NOO WAAY

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 0:37, Reply)

It means Monts. That Darth has filled you up.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 0:40, Reply)

Acknowledging that he was a 'she' being the next, right?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 0:18, Reply)

That'll come later Monts.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 0:20, Reply)

Well, he did know a lot of sailors...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 26 Jun 2011, 0:25, Reply)