When I was younger someone climbed through our living room window
and rather than stab him my mum spoke to him and it turned out that he was staying at his mates house next door, had come home late and found himself locked out and had gone round the back and climbed through the wrong window. We took him next door and all was well. I told a Merkin friend who simply said "He'd be dead here, I'd have shot him"
( Peej, Wed 29 Jun 2011, 11:42, Reply)